at least when you are hanging out with yourself, you get to pick the music

(Source: kiedisking)

gooutfighting:

if ur ever feeling embarrassed just remember i simultaneously burped and farted while giving a speech infront of my whole year level 

stevenfresco:

“yahoo bought tumblr”

llcooljofficial:

one time in 7th grade everyone in my class got really quiet so i said “dildo” just to see the ridiculous reaction since i knew how immature 7th graders were

for 30 minutes, there was an uncontrollable uproar of laughter and someone fell and hit their head on a chair and had to go to the nurse

because i said dildo.

high-speed-ninja:

lezzzbeehonest:

bedquest:

dear fucking tumblr

this is a fucking bumblebee

this is a fucking bee

this is a fucking hornet

this is a fucking wasp

as you can fucking see the longer their legs are and the less fuzzy they are is equivalent to how fucking evil they fucking are

I fucking hate all of those

The hornet that stung me in Oregon was black like the deepest pits of hell.